If you're a short girl who seems to only be attracted to tall men, I feel you. And no shame! But if you're lucky enough to land yourself a dude with whom you have a serious height difference , everything's all rainbows and butterflies—up until, that is, you take your connection to the bedroom. Because sex positions? They ain't made for that ish. I mean, let's face it: There's nothing sexy about staring into his chest hair in good ol' missionary. And standing , one-leg-up sex? Don't even try it.

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Our height difference kind of got in the way of all that intimacy that comes with getting to look your partner in the eyes when you orgasm. But the positions that have worked for me have worked magnificently. Here are five positions for my fellow shorties out there. How To Do It: Get into the spooning position — but of course, you want to be the little spoon for this.
Think you qualify as a short man? Per the CDC, the average American man measures just over 5-foot And sex calls for a certain level of synchronization.